Sharon: There are like six Law & Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them? Muffin Buffalo Sharon: He's already out Jaye: Bastard! He sang? Sharon: No, you admitted to driving the car. Lesbians always trim their nails like that.
You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files. Sharon: How am I a squealer? Jaye: Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. I thought Canadians were supposed to be clean. Karen: We don't have favorites.Īaron: Oh my God, that guy just blew his nose on the ground. There are like six Law and Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them? Karen: Sharon, go talk to your father. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people. Jaye: The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them.
That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics. Jaye: Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey, "And from dust He created the universe." Jaye: The dairy-board must love you. This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. Jaye: If you were so happy with the sisters in the field, why did you leave? Katrina: It was the cheese. I remember thinking that if Johnny Cash had been born an Irishman, the music would have been more lilting. Jaye: What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.Įric: The man, do you remember what he looked like? Janitor: Strange looking sort. The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them.
Jaye: A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller. Jaye: I should have tossed her out on her buh-buh-butt! but never in any danger of breaking down either. So it just sits here, never living up to its potential. Don't you see the beautiful poetry in that? It's a thing that's been designed to go someplace, and yet the hitch isn't hooked up to anything. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.īianca: Your home is a trailer. Jaye: You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are - but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. If one of us were to fall it would affect workers comp rates, we're not only protecting our employer. Jaye: Exactly, in the back, up on a high shelf. Bianca: Come again! Jaye: Don't encourage them.īianca: I thought I saw those motion lamps in the back. Actor Lee Pace also appears in both series, playing Jaye's brother Aaron in Wonderfalls three years before stepping into the role of Daisies' delicious pie man, Ned.I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller.
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And they'd be right on point, too, considering both series were created by Bryan Fuller and explored the themes of fate, destiny, and romance with an offbeat sense of humor that, while not widely appreciated, at the very least invited critical acclaim. Savvy viewers might make note of Wonderfalls' subtle similarities to Pushing Daisies, another comedy that was arguably canceled too soon. But even though it only comprises 13 episodes, the quirky comedy's lone first season is still worth watching because it concludes with a satisfying end that doesn't completely resolve Jaye's destiny but also doesn't leave you feeling completely cheated. For most people, Wonderfalls will fall into that category of "One of the Best Shows You've Never Even Heard Of," thanks to a quick cancelation that yanked it off the air after less than a month.
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